Thursday, 1 May 2014

How to eat a fly and spit it out alive

I ate a living fly. I mean, I almost swallowed it, till I spit it back to see it was still alive. It killed all my appetite and I was done with the lunch.
People all around the planet are having many different problems. South Korean Prime Minister has resigned from his post. Ukraine and Russia are having their own problems, India is busy with the elections, China, Africa, America, Japan, Europe, Asia…Everyone accusing someone, everyone making friends with someone who’s accusing the same guy, migrants migrating, terrorists killing innocent people, Armies invading other territories, people having sex, people raping each other, people looting each other, people killing each other…It is an ugly world out there…And here I am, in a dusty town off the map, in the middle of nowhere, caring nothing about the outer world, eating flies.
From where could a fly get motivation to enter into human mouth? Does it feel that there is saliva drooling inside, let’s get a bath! Or does it sense the temperature difference and thinks ‘it is cool in there, let’s check out!’
In the name of all that is logical, my dear stupid fly, just stay away from me!
The event really made me think about myself. I am happy where I am. Everybody keeps asking me questions such as, “what are your summer plans?” “What are you going to do with your life?” “Do you have a girlfriend?” “Are you going to take a job or go for higher studies?” And I want to say, SHUT UP! Maybe I don’t want a job. Maybe I don’t want a girlfriend. Maybe I don’t care what I am going to do in my life. (Actually, I do care, but just for the sake of expression!)  I just want to live it my way, which, by the way does not include eating flies alive.
How could a person eat a fly? And then spit it out alive? I am unable to answer the question, yet I know I did it. I don’t know how, I don’t know why…I think the answer to this question could never be satisfactorily given. I think this question should be added to the list of those useless questions we humans get all the time such as “What is the purpose of my life?” and “What am I doing here?”  
And hence I present my gift to humanity…One more question to think about in your leisure time:

“How could a person eat a fly? And then spit it out alive?”